Trumps Chumps

We have all seen them
Wearing their red hats
We hear them mewling
Like a pack of rabid cats

They hate the non-whites
But claim they aren’t racists
They are proud to follow Christ
But aren’t as moral as atheists

They want to get rid of pedos
Until they hear Trump is one
They are banning abortions
But once born you are done

They dont believe in vaccines
RFK eats dicks and drinks poison
Law and Order is their red line
Until ICE murders literally anyone

Meanwhile dear Trump fiddles
While the American Empire burns
But as long as he sells crypto
The crooked MAGA world still turns

He took on the hard liners of Iran
Months later it seems they have won
Since we ran out of food and missiles
And Trump is too stupid to just run

Lindsey bit the dust after Ukraine
Mitchs coffin got nailed shut
Mike is a goose stepping toadie
Bill and John are diseased mutts

If you pray ask for a miracle
And if you dont well just strap in
We are not voting our way out of it
Cause the motherfucking fix is in

If you want to know who to thank
MAGA is where the finger is pointed
They are traitors of the highest order
Who shall in time end up disappointed