Scientific Reports Call Out

Fuck this its pissing me off
This AI shit aint getting nobody off
Scientific Reports, calling y’all out

First off LLMs don’t fucking understand
How to speak to the heart via vocals and band
Scientific Reports, fuck’s that about?

Secondly they just word clouds on crack
Pretending they got brains is just whack
Scientific Reports, you some kinda lout?

Last there ain’t story or love to share
Cause there’s only matrix math up in there
Scientific Reports, losing their clout

AI can’t love, hate, suck or excel
Just an invitation to Idiocracy hell
Scientific Reports, called yer ass out