WordPress Wankery

Mullenweg be tripping
Punch drunk and trifling across the web
Preaching that he needs our fealty
Because he is lord and we are mere plebs

WordPress is straight shit
But it managed to set the world on fire
Constant updates to its insecure code
Is the only thing we really requires

Even though he is rich
He greedy like a strung out crack whore
Even though he has it all
He sending bill collectors to WPEs door

How much is enough
For a flesh bag of water meat and bone
How much can you take
Before there is no chance left to atone

Dog eat dog
Thats what capitalists want us to believe
Hand in hand
Thats what our souls need to achieve

Matt may be rich
But he has lost touch with the heart
The resulting hole
Is what makes him tear the world apart

So somebody please
Fork the code and lets move on already
At least until Matts quest
To self destruction feels less steady