WordPress Wankery

Mullenweg be tripping Punch drunk and trifling across the web Preaching that he needs our fealty Because he is lord and we are mere plebs

WordPress is straight shit But it managed to set the world on fire Constant updates to its insecure code Is the only thing we really requires

Even though he is rich He greedy like a strung out crack whore Even though he has it all He sending bill collectors to WPEs door

How much is enough For a flesh bag of water meat and bone How much can you take Before there is no chance left to atone

Dog eat dog Thats what capitalists want us to believe Hand in hand Thats what our souls need to achieve

Matt may be rich But he has lost touch with the heart The resulting hole Is what makes him tear the world apart

So somebody please Fork the code and lets move on already At least until Matts quest To self destruction feels less steady