JIRA Board Ballads

99 Epics on the Board Link to heading

99 Epics on the Board
99 Epics on the Board
We take one down, code all around
134 Epics on the Board

134 Epics on the Board
134 Epics on the Board
We groom one out, disagree aloud
2673 Epics on the Board

I’m a Bug Ticket Link to heading

I’m a bug ticket
Easy and quick
Here is my repro
(one eye on git)
Here is my AC
(other eye on my slack)

When I get patched
Hear me shout
“Test me up
and send me out!”
(point to prod)

I’m a clever bug,
Yes its true
Here is a clue
Of how I screw you
I can change my reqs
And cause drama
(roll eyes)
This legacy code aint understood
(make a sad face)

Codin’ By Myself (sans Product) Link to heading

When I was young
I never coded for anyone
And making software was just for fun
Those days are gone

Codin’ alone
I think of all the apps I’ve grown
Before I push the commit
Product wasnt home

Codin’ by myself
Don’t wanna be
Codin’ by myself
Anymore

Hard to be sure
Sometimes my code is insecure
Requirements distant and obscure
Idiocy was the lure

Codin’ by myself
Don’t wanna be
Codin’ by myself
Anymore
Codin’ by myself
Don’t wanna face
Codin’ by myself
Anymore