JIRA Board Ballads

99 Epics on the Board Link to heading

99 Epics on the Board 99 Epics on the Board We take one down, code all around 134 Epics on the Board

134 Epics on the Board 134 Epics on the Board We groom one out, disagree aloud 2673 Epics on the Board

I’m a Bug Ticket Link to heading

I’m a bug ticket Easy and quick Here is my repro (one eye on git) Here is my AC (other eye on my slack)

When I get patched Hear me shout “Test me up and send me out!” (point to prod)

I’m a clever bug, Yes its true Here is a clue Of how I screw you I can change my reqs And cause drama (roll eyes) This legacy code aint understood (make a sad face)

Codin’ By Myself (sans Product) Link to heading

When I was young I never coded for anyone And making software was just for fun Those days are gone

Codin’ alone I think of all the apps I’ve grown Before I push the commit Product wasnt home

Codin’ by myself Don’t wanna be Codin’ by myself Anymore

Hard to be sure Sometimes my code is insecure Requirements distant and obscure Idiocy was the lure

Codin’ by myself Don’t wanna be Codin’ by myself Anymore Codin’ by myself Don’t wanna face Codin’ by myself Anymore